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A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.
"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"
When you sport a chubby after your first cousin walks in the room.
Man, i had not seen my cousin since last summer...she has tatas now....my relative growth factor was off the chart!
The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.
Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."
The amount of times a dick falls out of a vagina, usually because it's small like Riley O'Connell.
What is your slip factor Isabel?
By simply existing, people will fall in love with you.
Zoe: "I just met this girl and she is calling me asking me to text her back"
Friend: "Damn it's just that Zoe factor"
The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.
Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.
He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor