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Consuming about 20 litres of milk before going to a family/friends wedding.
Jasmin: "Christian, are you drunk again?"
Christian: "I just did a Sid from Ice Age"
When your hair is leaving you as is your age
My names Chris trimmer and I’m a middle aged balding coward
determined by the interim in which an official learners permit is recieved. a.e. I got my permit two years before you, therefore I am two years older than you.
The age difference between us is two years (oh pwned sammy)
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When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.
I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.
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Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):
The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
Wade's Weighted Average Sexual Age is massive....over 30! He loves his MILFs.
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A Nigerian Age is an age which is dubiously attributed to someone who seems older than they actually are.
"He's only 25, albeit a Nigerian 25, and so if that is his age he's still got a good few years ahead of him." Example of a Nigerian Age.
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A form off saying something is queer with extra word's that mean abosolutly nothing at the end just for style
Landon: I owned some n00b in cs source 17 times with a knife in one round
Megan: LMFAO, You're lieing. Liar Liar Pants on Fire!
Landon: That's so queer-age-ness, get a life.
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