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a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.
person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up
Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”
A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.
he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.
the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century
friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
Why? You sure you're not just going to tell me I don't know what it means to ask a question?
Hym "Ok. Fine. I'll ask a question. Will you come over here and take a look at this for me, please? I have something that needs 3rd party verification and I can't trust the people around me and this thing I'm doing only works if you volunteer the information freely. There. There's 3 of them."
definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.
how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy