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The ability of a normal person to become a dick and pull an asshole maneuver if the situation calls for it.
He made fun of me for no reason so I ruined him. I'm a nice guy but it sure pays to have some asshole maneuverability.
Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.
When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.
'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'
Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.
There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.
1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.
2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole
" no please! not another asshole pinche!"
Being a dick and also sad at the same time
Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!
When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.