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The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
The epicenter of a pussy in the losest of vaginal canals. Pussy so bad you’d prefer Langston’s mom.
Your being such an Austin Mckinney pussy bitch right now
Your typical cock sucker who only takes 8’’ or more. Prefers jacking one guy off while simultaneously taking it up the ass and giving a bj. Has yet to play varsity baseball
Man Austin Mckinney sure takes it up the ass like a champ!
When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth
Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!
The cutest and most perfect couple anyone will ever meet. They are like the stars and the moon, peanut butter and jelly, they are meant to be. They were friends at first but quickly fell for eachother. They both find eachother irresistible and without knowing their love will create such a strong bond that they can’t even picture themselves with another.
Did you see Eden and Austin?
Yes! I wish I had a relationship like them
The term for someone who is too edgy for school
You may be edgy, but not as edgy as Edgy Austin.