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Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019


australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises January 13, 2016


Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022


Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters5th birthday.

by PaneraBoy January 07, 2024


Australian Outback

the big ass desert in australia

why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?

by Unknown07724 December 20, 2024


Archie Australian

Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.

Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle

Hehe nice try bby 😘

by Willowdrift07 December 13, 2021


Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.

1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!

by spriggan. September 14, 2023