The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
Lunch down under ;)
Al fresco oral sex
Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
the big ass desert in australia
why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?
When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.
A butterfly kiss but down under.
You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.
1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.
2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.
3. Motorboating for your gooch.
Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
When you're performing cunnilingus on a woman and you blow into pussy lips like a trumpet, causing the lips to flap
Your mother's pussy lips are stretched after all the Australian Motorboats she's gotten