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The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born
Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.
The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it
"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"
The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
the big ass desert in australia
why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?
Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.
Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle
Hehe nice try bby 😘
The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!