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When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.
PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.
Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
A guy who is gay but is afraid to admit it because of the social impact on there life.
Chris is a Weiner Baby, he doesn't want to tell anyones he gay. #gayyy
The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)
Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?
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A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her
That boy was a clunt baby when he was born
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an older slang for friend, originating in New York, no relation to your baby's daddy.
"Checka Check it out! There it is baby paw! Huh!" - Charlie Brown from Leaders of the New School on "The Scenerio" by A Tribe Called Quest
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A hideously ugly baby, with usually good looking parents, who when you first lay eyes on it, causes your brain to make the high pitched squealing noise oft associated with bat sonar. Sometimes bat baby's may have wings or pointy fang like teeth.
The super model couple down the street just got back from the hospital......you should see the bat baby they brought back; it'll make your brain explode.
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