crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

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Ground Beef Bandit

A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.

I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!

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one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

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bus bandit

a group of people who get on a bus, not knowing where it goes, in hopes that it will take them to their destination. They often end up getting lost.

look at those bus bandits, they have no idea where they are going

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blowpop-bandits

a group of 6 girls who are the SHIZZNIT!..they also are EXCELLENT at tping so beware!!!!

Shoot the blowpop bandits got me again!but dang they are the shiz!

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back door bandit

someone who likes it up the ass

mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit

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The bottle cap bandits

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.

Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

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