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my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
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The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360ยฐ NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
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Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?
When a group of people (most of the time virgins) group up in a circle while they all hold the same basket in one hand while mastubating in it
โDude me Kyle, Ross and Dave had a great time cum basketing
An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.
"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."
This is a code name for whoever you like...
y/n's Friend: OMG LOOK ITS YOUR BASKET
y/n: STFU- oh wait um hi
y/n's liked person: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ um hi *relizes they were called basket ๐ฒ*
a place where you cam hide from your sister that is chasing you with a knife๐๐๐