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When your spouse cheats, you hop on the Affair Bike by cheating with someone else’s spouse, creating an endless loop of infidelity and revenge.
"Dude, I caught my wife cheating, so I hopped on the Affair Bike with her best friend's husband."
When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.
That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.
Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”
Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”
The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.