Time traveling teenagers who seek to solve world peace by making music
Be Excellent to each other- Bill and Ted
when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.
Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)
Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.
line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.
Guitarist for band Natural Selection.
Dalten is 18 years of age and notoriously known for fucking shit up.
Dalten Billings Fucks Shit Up.
My foot in your ass.
A monthly bill from a woman named Jenn who lured you into sex for the sole purpose of child support.
Friend:“Hey man! Why don’t you ever have any money?”
Me: Cause I have to pay my Jennetric bill
Person 1 : How red were you.
Person 2 : I was .001 red.
Person 1 : Oh you Pulled A Bill.