bearded biscuit

hairy camel-toe pussy

i banged that bearded biscuit out.

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Biscuit Dip

A British sexual act involving a woman placing her labias upon another persons face and dipping up and down while standing.

*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.

"Johnny likes it when I ride his face, but sometimes I like to biscuit dip."

"Fancy a biscuit dip?"

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wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

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creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

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ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

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Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

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drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

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