A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"
When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.
Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.
the accumulation of dust in your dickhole
guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then
Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.
"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.
Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.