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When a man jizzes in a girls eyes (ojos), allowing another girl to lick the jizz off of her, while he gladly proceeds to fuck her in the ass.
I had a three-sum last night and we did The Blind Ojos! It was fucking awesome!
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A sexual act in which a tampon's string is slowly pulled but not completely removed to provide stimulation.
Shawna was pulling the blinds on Diana to her extreme delight.
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This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...
Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.
Hey Marie - how about we try a blind date?
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Adjective: A blind fucker. Verb: 1) When you are fucking then you look at a light/flash and go blind then keep on fucking.
2) You fuck someone that's blind or two blind people fuck/have an orgea. 3)
Lady: I saw the grossest thing today.... Two people fucking near a lighthouse! Then one went blind so he was a blind fuck!
Chorndog (Horndog and Corndog): Cool! I saw two bling people walk into each other naked and the guy's dick went in the lady's vagina!
Lady: Eww!
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When a person who isnt black accidently says nigger in a public place loud enough for everyone to hear...usually the person becomes embarresed and worried after pulling a Blind Randy
Dude my grandma totaly pulled a Blind Randy at Intimate Obsessions last evening I felt so embarresed for her, the black guy at the counter didnt let her use the coupon she had either...
Dude #2: Damn dude thats gay.
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An up-and-coming metal/hardcore band in Elk Grove, CA.
Who's that hella good drummer from Blind Deaf?
Oh, that's blaqhawk!
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Porn for those who have lost their sight.
Person A: Man, porn is awesome!
Person B: I know, I miss those days.
Person A: What are you reading now?
Person B: Blind porn. It's in Braille.
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