Stranger Block

To make use of the urinal next to your buddy in a public restroom, in order to ensure he avoids any possible awkward stranger encounters.

Dean: "What's up Jerry?"

Jerry: "Man, why did you pick the urinal right next to me?"

Dean: "Dude, it's a STRANGER BLOCK. I couldn't afford for my friend to have some awkward encounter with some random creepin' stranger."

Jerry: "Of Course!"

Dean: "Always lookin' out for ya buddy!"

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

ball blocked

being kept from playing on the basketball court.

We keep getting ball blocked by other people on the court.

cod-block

when somebody walks in front of the screen while you are playing some hardcore call-of-duty

mom look out you're cod-blocking