Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

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u-boat

Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry

"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"

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Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville

"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"

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war boat

A Jamaican term for someone who loves to pick fights and/or jump into fights with someone else. Pretty much that they love to start 'war'

Zayn stans are always picking fights with OT4 stans! They are such war boats!
Why do you love fighting so much? You are such a war boat!

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Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

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Boat-Train

Something you tell your friends to get on to psych them up for an activity they don't want to partake in. Kinda like bandwagon...but better.

Man! Get on the boat-train! It's going to be SO DOPE!

Bud, get off the fucking couch and hop on the boat-train!

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Fan Boat

V. The act that a person makes after encountering diarrhea and having rapid, uncontrollable flatulence in the presence of others. Can also be used as propulsion while walking. to fart uncontrollably

Brian and I were racing today, luckily I ate tacos last night and was able to fan boat past him.

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