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Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.
I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.
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When you go down on a local Grimsby girl
in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week
Do you want a Grimsby breakfast? No thanks, I just brushed my teeth.
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A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.
The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.
Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!
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When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.
I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.
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The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.
Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.
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It is gross, we don't like it or its creator, it is vile and we will all drown in its filth. Your only hope is to run.
I killed myself because of alex breakfast
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Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..
stop fighting republican nazi and angry tim!
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