You and your buddy are fucking 2 girls doggy style and the girls are kissing in the middle and right when you nut you sing "London bridge is falling down" and the hit them both in the head with mallets and watch them hit the deck
Me and Tina where doin the London bridge, I had never seen a bitch hit the floor so hard
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A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.
Barman? this beer tastes funny!
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Ur completely ass at the game if u use this and u have no father u gay mf kys.
Girl 1: OMG he is so sexy
Girl 2: but he uses pekka bridge spam
Girl 1: oh then he is a retard
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Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.
An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
Also known as the taint,the grundle,or the guche, the space between your ass and your balls or vaj.
Amber:"I was laying in bed and I noticed how soft his fluffy fun bridge was."
Samantha:"wow he must be a great guy!"
A fetish among STEM lecturers. Found in nearly every engineering related slideshow, this works as a perfect example for resonance, amplitude, wavelength, harmonic motion, unstable process, twisting motion, finite element analysis, CFD simulation, aerodynamics, calculus I, calculus II, calculus III, miscalculation, general relativity, or the meaning of life. A link leading to a video of the wobbling Tacoma Bridge can be added to any presentation to fill out empty space. Sophisticated students may even use it as an academic source in their Master's thesis.
-Did you find any good content for our group project?
-Yeah, there's this mad video of Tacoma Narrows Bridge!