Shotgun Willy

(v.) To shotgun a beer whilst urinating. Most commonly done amongst a group of two or more friends. The Shotgun Willy is a great and new way to shotgun a beer and is a symbol of freedom and American ingenuity. In originated in a Pasadena backyard in the early summer of 2009.

Look at those guys Shotgun Willying over there, that is AWESOME!

or to be used int he past
The last thing I remember was doing a Shotgun Willy before waking up face down wearing only cowboy boots and a big sombrero.

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red willy

1. an extremely period-soaked finger jabbed into one's ear.

1. One day Matt got bored and decided to give Miss Rufo, his hot teacher, a red willy. He went over to her desk, reached under her skirt and stuck his finger into her bloody vagina. Then he proceeded to stick the period-soaked finger into her ear really hard for a long time.

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willy cheese

Willy cheese is all the extra parts of sperm and cum around the guys penis. It is called cheese as it is all the stuff thats been left for a while and stinks.

girl "wats that "
guy "what"
"that by you balls?"
"oh thats cheese"
"why is there cheese on your knob?"
"no its willy cheese "

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Max Willis

A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty

"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."

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bald willy

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

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Willy Nelson

Older gentleman who smokes marijuana

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"

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weeping willy

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

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