C of E

chapel of england

A Clockwork Orange:

One necktie, blue. -Religion?

- C of E, sir.

Do you mean the Church of England?

- Yes, sir. The Church of England.

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c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

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c;

A bitch ass smile this fat fuck who doesn’t even play sports uses against females. It’s like the fucking “Extreme Speed” attack in pokemon, with a 100% chance for it to be used on fucking girls. Mans doesn’t even know how cringe that shit is and basically this mans fucking hot chicks and you’re fucking stupid.

Jocey: Hi
Jocey: hiiiiii
Jocey: wow no hi, where did our BFF connection go (ok seriously cut that bullshit fr tho)
Toxic: HI JOCEY c; o3o (fucking smile)

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C shift

Of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that C-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because A or B shift showed up. They are also ridiculously good looking and have killer mustaches that make all the old lady's wet. DILLY DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thank god C-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
"Did you see that guys stache what a C shifter"

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:C==3

Emoticon for sucking cock, &/ cock in mouth.

:c==3 :c===3
gay

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C-Reeve

The hood name for Christopher Reeve

C-Reeve can fly real high

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C--rap

bad rap, really retarded rap..
look what C and rap spells

Oh man im sick of listening to that C--rap, put on some good stuff!

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