Dallas Cake

When you're licking somebody's anus and they prolapse onto your face/mouth.

"I was licking Tracy out but then she Dallas Cake'd all over my chin."

For fudge cake

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.

1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."

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cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.

This is cake flushing with Nick Frost.

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cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

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fat cake

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

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Welsh cake

To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.

'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'

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Man Cake

When a man is fantastically good looking and delicious.

Kalie: "Mmmmmmm I want a slice of that man cake!
Kory: "I want the whole cake!"

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