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A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.
This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.
Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.
Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.
Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?
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Camel knee. A noun.. The male version of a "camel toe" . A male frontal wedgie. Where as a male's genitalia is wrapped tightly around whatever article of clothing they are wearing. Basically your pants wrapped around your balls looking like a camel's knee.
Whatch it bro!!!! Fix your self. You have a camel knee and aunt Gertrude is right there!!
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Camel riding is when you have sex with a hunchback.
Dude, I was camel riding in bed last night!
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When women are so skinny that their Vagina literally pops up and has a hump similar to an apple. The camel apple comes into play when that anorexic bitch is wearing yoga pants and you see her camel toe apple Vagina popping out. So we just shorten it to camel apple.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?
Trev: nah why?
Frank: She has a massive camel apple!
Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
Frank: Did you see that skinny bitch?
Trev: nah why?
Frank: She has a massive camel apple!
Trev: Sweet. Would bang.
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tights, leggings, jeggings, or any other type of crotch hugging tight pants that accentuate the "cam toe" / pelvic area. usually worn with ugg boots and a college sweatshirt.
Did you see that hot camel sock she was wearing?
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The female equivalent of a ball tap.
He camel thumped me so hard I nearly vomited.
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When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.
Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?
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