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When you care so much, you have to kill someone.
"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"
The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.
It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.
The only black man I will respect besides juice wrld. And the best president ever.
Obama care was good for the world.
The only black man I will ever respect besides juice wlrd. And the best president.
When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.
"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"
1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
When you are depressed over the fact a girl will never want you but Zyzz sends some pure motivation over you to lift some weights, put on some weight and GET RIPPED BRAHHHHH
Me: I’m depressed bro, the fact she’ll never want me hurts bad.
Me: FUCK THAT BRAH WHO CARES BRUZ? GET RIPPED DRINK THA C TINE AND FUCKIN DOMINATE