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The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
Carlo Khalil or CK is a British arabic name. Unfortunately, the CK are british from their toes to their hips. The rest of the body is arabic. They usually have the bad sides of the two countries unlike Farid that are usually really handsome and well hung.
CK are usually surrended by very good friends, until they fuck up their friendship by being themselves. They are mainly straight (half chav, half macho) attracted mainly to blond nicely breasted eastern Europe females. This obsession for big boobs made
CK to become slang for:
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that CArlo Khalil a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes carlo khaliling up to me, right?..
He's so easy to be with. I love his sense of humor. At first he's acting like a serious father, you can't even joke to him. But when you get to know him, everything will become memorable. I just became close to him in chats. He's my best friend ex mu, that's why I can't fall in love with him
Agustin Carlo is a very good friend.
carlo is the type of person that is super cool and has a warm heart. carlo is strangely in love with chica and he love pizza. carlo also lov rice and cats (not together tho!!!! he dont eat cats.) carlo is super funny and great :D carlo is a great friend and hes so friendly and pure. macie lov carlo!
macie: "carlo is so cool and he is sooo thicc!"
carlo: "chica is so sexyy!!!"
Carlos his the most finest person. his eyes. his hair, his smile everything about him is perfect. His loving and caring , he would treat a girl with all respect. Carlos is the best
If you have a carlos in your life “KEEP HIM” don’t lose himm
he is almighty god and owner, creator and divine founder of the universe as we know it.
carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.
*In life threatening situation*
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!