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When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
kevin the carrot is literally a goat
This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era
"I love cats so much! Pussy!"
"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"
"I looooove carrots!"
There are also these:
"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"
Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head
I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones
A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be
What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.
A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.
"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."
Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.