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Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The nether regions of a ginger person
Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?
Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean
Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.
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I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL
When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.
I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.