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cat hole

a hole dug in the ground to use as a toilet

Each time you use that cat hole remember to toss a shovel of dirt back into it.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022


Cat Yoga

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015


black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.

An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."

by Shackleford Hurtmore May 25, 2012

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cat shit

1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.

1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!

by Mitsuneko January 12, 2008

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Gravity Cat

When it is not amused with your actions, it floats in the air and shoots nerve gas out of its ass while continuously spinning around, killing everyone that happens to be in the same room. Yes, you read that correctly. Do not piss off Gravity Cat.

(shown on a movie screen)

Please silence your cell phones.

...................................NOW...................................

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

*floats high up in front of the screen and shoots nerve gas from its ass*

by visiblewind July 1, 2010

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Bongo Cat

A cartoon cat that plays the bongos.

It's also a meme

LMAO! Bongo Cat is HILARIOUS, haha!

by AMP3X September 11, 2018

37๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hipster cat

An online meme of a cat with glasses that enjoys unknown, obscure, or "underground" viral concepts that have spread through culture or the internet.

Hipster cat's favorite band: you haven't heard of them!

by anonymous_nerds May 26, 2011

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