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A job to be a black person
Chief Diversity Officers are useless
What Michael Gove spanks Dominic Cummings with when they are not making Britain worse.
Did you see the Chief Whip sneak into the Cabinet Office the other day underneath Cummings' Umbrella dressed in full leather Bondage? I wonder what spanking is in order....
The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.
Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"
An individual who does everything in his/her power to fornicate. They seize every opportunity to fornicate. They are in charge of fornication at a particular geographical location at a particular time.
Douglas is the chief fornicant of UDS
to continuously hit a friends vape/pen without taking a break to blow the smoke out
“dude matt needs to stop true chiefing my nic, it gets burnt so fast now” -mas
“abe does the same thing to me” -bos
“You see that cop over there”
“Yeah, he’s chief dogwater”
Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.