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A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY!!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!
Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.
uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!
dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE!!!!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"
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Poor kid, his chode was ripped off by a massive dog.
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The chode is an elephant penis
Dumbo and Babar have nice chodes
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a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.
his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.
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Little crusty bits that accumulate in the crack between ass and sac.
Will's mum likes to nibble on my chode.
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a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....
"aaaaah valerie you're such a chode it's unreal!
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when someone dick is thicker than it is longer
man, i have a chode
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