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To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace