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To fart in ones face to wake them from a sleep.
Dude last night my wife fell asleep watching the move, so I woke her up with the old "Mexican Alarm Clock"
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the act of getting hit in the genitalia with a bottle of tequila to wake you up
jack gave stan a tiajauna alarm clock for honakkuah
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noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.
'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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A reference to stupid and ignorant wannabe physicists who argue with people who actually know primary school science. 'atomci' is a mispelling of 'atomic' as was popularised by some idiots in science newsgroups.
They tried to say 'atomic clock god' to refer to the way some scientific theories are backed up by readings of atomic clocks.
Just you continue to worship your atomci clock god!
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When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.
I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.
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