ghetto code

If you run around the hood shouting the name of the person you hate, he or she has to come out and fight you.

"Come on out Jamal! It's the ghetto code bro!"

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go-code

An order issued, often between armed personnel, which basically means "go!".

"Ok I'm gonna give the go-code."
-a military general about to give his boys the ok to proceed onto an objective

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muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

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code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

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Ghetto Coding

Coding using public variables as to pronounce a Ghetto Effect.

Public Fo'ShizzleHizzle ArrayList();

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Code Pink

Prison guard / Military talk for Anal Intercourse between two men, usually in a correctional facility or Boot Camp.

Over PA system: "Guards, we have a code pink in sector D, turn your heads away"

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Code Blue

When a guy gets blue balls and later has to talk about it to his friends, but doesn't want everyone to hear.

(in a public place)

Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?

Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.

Jeremy: Ouch!

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