Vanilla Coke

The worst tasting shit ever to fucking grace the God damn mothafucking sodapop industry.

Don't fucking drink Vanilla Coke, a'ight?

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Coke Float

A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.

Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.

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roman coke

A mixed drink containing Coke and vomit

"This rum and Coke tastes like somebody puked in it"

"Oh sorry, I thought you said 'Roman Coke'"

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black and coke

this is a drink, may or may not be alcoholic. the black and coke is made by putting an NBD(see NBD) in a glass of coke.

warning! drinking a black and coke may result in choking, STD's, and payment of child support

yo jamal, get your dick out, im thirsty. make me a black and coke

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Frying the Coke

The ultimate in awesomely and laughably implausible. Coined by the Nostalgia Critic, Doug Walker, in his review of "Double Team", referring to the death scene where Dennis Rodman is saved by blocking the flames using a Coke machine.

With all these explosions and all this fire, it's hiding behind a Coke machine that saves the day! You've heard of jumping the shark and nuking the fridge, well, this is frying the Coke!

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coke and mentos

a phrase used to describe an extremely juvenile but exciting situation

When David set his fart aflame, the rest of the Law Office laughed and cheered with coke and mentos jubilation.

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Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'