In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
A guy who bleached his hair, so now he looks like Eminem. He's still funny as shit, though.
Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.
Damn, that Colin Wong is eating munchie chunks again
To intentionally slur or defame someone under the pretext of being a friend.
To shit-stir because you can.
Why is Fred so pissed off?
Oh, Sandra is Doing a "Colin" and telling him everyone hates his new haircut.
A VERY sigma person and a rizz king
Colin Lee King is rizz king
A woman who gossips on British Television.
Lady Colin Campbell is a pretentious piffler.
He is a dilf. His dad is Tom Hanks.
Omg I love Colin Hanks, he's so hot.