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Unity College

A noun-a common nickname given to loose cunts that do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks and are only concerned about if the eski is full. Also know to get cut off of the cheapest piss avalible such as little fat lambs. They also don't mind a decent yarn.

"Oi that blokes lit as fuck, he must be a Unity College kid"

"Dude I'm hitting the little fat lambs as if I'm from Unity College"

by Billa27 July 31, 2018


Monmouth College

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!

"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."

by Nun But facts September 29, 2022


madras college

madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.

honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.

the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.

apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for

so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter

oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”

by gods_wonky_teeth April 17, 2020


Trident College

Trident college is a place like no other, some could even call it a prison. With a bunch of ugly bitches mixed with gay niggas, it ranks amongst the top 10 weirdest places in africa. If you call a place "Trident College", then it is most likely a shit hole full of ugly babes.

Damn! You babe looks like shes from Trident College

by CHlEF September 10, 2022


Gay College

Jail.

This fool stole my bike. He belongs in gay college.

by Nasor6221 October 15, 2018


Wheaton College

A very selective liberal arts & science college outside of Boston, Massachusetts. Well known for its close student-professor research, small classes and great athletics.

Unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, Wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. Wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they've won three Rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

It is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.

My four years at Wheaton College were the best of my life.

by Alumnae/i May 12, 2006

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Messiah College

The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.

"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"

by jaycat February 10, 2006

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