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The act of having a conversation. :D
Wow that is CONVERSATIONING 1o1!
Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
When during a serious conversation somebody does or says something (mostly unintentionally) that makes everybody laugh, like tripping/falling in a funny way or making a Freudian slip.
I just talked to my friends and there was a LOL in the conversation when I asked them about the name of a person we just met that day and one of them accidentally said the name of his pet because it sounds similar.
People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.
Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."
I don’t want to listen to them! They’re having an adult conversation.
People who carry on conversations with themselves as don't be fooled it is not crazy as it is the most FUCKING MANIPULATIVE MIND FUCK ASSHOLE.
You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.
Just observe these people overtime as for the most of their time they don't do this and you find out their DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING is nothing more as a very manipulative tactic to throw off your thinking as to think their schizoid but it is simply not the case ANAL ALAN is you are just THINKING OUT LOUD .
If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.
Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.
“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”
“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”