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An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.
Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.
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nakedvegancooking.com
A strange website for people who enjoy cooking naked.
Person 1: Hey did you see what recipe on naked vegan cooking?
Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!
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Young kids (age 7-11) who are too blind to see that their almighty god "Dj Cook" has many flaws. They are very delusional and attack anyone who dares have an opinion on Dj other than a good one. They think Dj is the best YouTuber.
Dj Cook fans attacked me for disliking Dj.
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The act of using a heat source (a lighter) to cause drugs to dissolve into water for intravenous drug users. Can also pertain to manufacturing of crack cocaine or crystal meth through necessity of a heat source. Do NOT try that at home, or anywhere else. Drugs are bad but intravenous use is RETARDED.
Yo man, you seen J recently?
Nah, last time I saw him he was cooking up dope in the ally at 54th and Crenshaw... He prolly dead.
Yo? What are you doin this weekend?
Got some fiends gettin paid, so I'll be cookin up dope.
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typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!
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An absolute fox. A dangerously beautiful actress most notable for her current role as agent Moretti on the hit TNT show, Perception.
"I can't tell whether Rachael Leigh Cook is a human or a siren. Those eyes should be illegal."
The best season of Survivor for new fans. It contains some of the Survivor greats: Ozzy Lusth, Jonathan Penner, Yul Kwon, Parvati Shallow… man, if only I could remember the rest… (tinyurl.com/y572y9tr)
Ozzy played in Survivor, Cook Islands, so it must be the best.