cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

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Cop Hold

To suddenly interrupt a cell phone convo by saying "COP HOLD"
If you are talking on a cell phone while driving, in an area where it is illegal, you have to quickly lower your phone out of sight if the police drive by.

Girl on phone: "So this creepy guy was, like, staring at my COP HOLD (pause)
BFF she's taking to: (understands the sudden interruption)
Girl on phone: "OK he's gone. So anyway..."

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head cop

A wiki sysop who alters or deletes words and their definitions and blocks access of the contributors who post them. (See Thought Police.)

That web site is operated by the head cops. My mother would make a good head cop. This site is run by a head cop. My brother is a head cop.

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bubblegum cops

Police officers with poor morale, equipment, + training -who are not united as a team + have their own agenda - are scared, weak, + contain powers that are ambiguous.

Bubblegum cops: swear to uphold the law, enforce it, + they don't + get away with it.

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Cop House

Another word used to describe a police station. Because all the cops are from there, it can accurately be described as their house.

John: "Danny was driving way to fast around the roundabout in front of the cop house. I thought we were done for."
Ikeo: "Yeah, the cops in this town won't let that fly. I'm surprised he didn't get screwed."

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Cop Blocked

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer

I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing

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Cop cursing

A service that is offered by some who pratice black magic,some forms of paganism,satanism ect.

for police brutality ect.

If you had a bad time with a cop go to John he does cop cursing.

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