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Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.
Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…
And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again
A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.
Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
Whne you put cotton candy on a twizzler and eat it
I just had the best Cotton Candy twizzler ever!
A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg
Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo
Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.
hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?