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a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...
b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)
"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"
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A couch that you sit on
Except it's BLUE
Guy: oh man you like my couch
Other guy: what couch is it
Guy:a blue couch
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Having sex to come up with money
i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch
N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.
Did you hear Bob's wife left him?
Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.
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a girl who has the name sofia, and has been tormented by bullies with the nickname Sofa for years. This nickname then transformed into "brave little couch", aptly named for her bravado and diminutive stature.
It's alright brave little couch, we are on our way to nanna's house and everything is going to be just peachy.
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It's where women sit when they back talk to a higher power, aka man.
Bitch, talk back to me again. I've got two open seats on the OUCH COUCH.
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The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.
The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch