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A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.
Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?
illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.
Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.
Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
( based on the internet site cougarlife.com)
a life based on hedonism and immorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Gary Ridgway
a life based on hedonism and immorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Hugh Hefner
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality
For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff
A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.
I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.