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When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.
Not a lot of hot chicks in here tonight. Guess I'll be Cow Tippin' Tonight.
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when a cow shits while having buttsex
Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.
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a grill on the front of a vehicle, typically a train, intended to push objects (esp. livestock) out of the way
The cow catch knocked the protester off the train tracks.
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Boy cow , the act of tucking your genitals between your legs bending over , and mooing as if to simulate the back end of a young male cow
Hey Todd have you ever seen a boy cow ? Mooooooooooooo .
Sex with Timmy was great last night , I was so turned on when he showed me his boy cow.
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Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.
Person A: Oh great Long Cow Sama, please forgive me for my sins. Amen.
Long Cow: ok.
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