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Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 11, 2019


crack body

When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout

That womans got a crack body

by young mad hatter July 02, 2014


Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.

Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.

by JDENIC February 09, 2014


Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 08, 2018


crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003


crack cave

A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.

Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.

"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"



by chicaaaaaaago February 16, 2009


Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010