A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts
When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout
A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.
Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.
Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.
Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.
He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.
"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.
Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!
A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.
Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.
"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"
An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.