A Crank is a flare infected person from The Maze Runner series
Person one(1): What’s a Crank?
Person two(2): A Crank is a person that is more animal than human.
Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things
When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.
Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy
Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere
Pokey bum wank
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Posh wank
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Asphixi wank
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Cry and a wank
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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……
The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'