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The Vegeta cult is for the elite. If you are in the cult then you are cool. If you want to join then you must use a TikTok pfp containing an anime character with a green jack/Vegeta jacket.
Killua : Are you in the Vegeta Cult?
Tanjiro: Yep
Killua: Sweet, I am too!
A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.
Person 1: Poog do no harm.
Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?
Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.
Person 2: ...
I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."
The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?
Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
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A cult that is currently taking over anime tiktok. created by Vegetatard
have u heard of the Vegetatard Cult? yeah its taking over tiktok
A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.
A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.