cute drunk is when you're drunk, but you're an even funnier version of yourself and you are just having nothing but a good time with everyone around you.
I was cute drunk last night in Cologne.
A woman who, under normal circumstances, would appear quite plain, seemingly becomes much more attractive after one is trapped on a train with her for a couple of days.
That girl over there by the dining car is totally train cute.
Attractiveness while wearing a mask, such that the lower half of one's face is obscured.
During the age of coronavirus, and perhaps future pandemics, often the best indication one can hope for when determining the attractiveness of a potential date.
"I think that girl at the checkout line was flirting with me, man."
"Oh yeah? Was she good looking?"
"I'm not totally sure, she was wearing a mask, but she's definitely ninja cute."
Yes.
Some random guy that simps for rennie: Rennie is cute.
Paul: facts.