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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020


doctor pepper in the rain

I don't actually know what this means but you feel it

"You know you sometimes feel like a doctor pepper in the rain."

by t0deki June 14, 2022


doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.

student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"

by SFM! September 7, 2009


Doctor Robert

A doctor who is very loose with how he prescribes pills, usually as a loophole to allow people to legally access certain drugs.

“If you’re down he’ll pick you up, Doctor Robert”
“Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert”

by 15postmalone May 13, 2023


Doctor Who

Doctor Who is a TV Show that started in 1963 with the episode “An Unearthly Child” The show was created by Sydney Newman and has spawned various different fanfilms such as DW2012, Fractured Timeline, The Nick Scovell Adventures, etc. It has had 39 Seasons, 16 Doctors, 4 Movies, and a total of 300 episodes in the main storyline.
The 15 main actors to portray the Doctor are as follows:
William Hartnell
Patrick Troughton
Jon Pertwee
Tom Baker
Peter Davison
Colin Baker
Sylvester McCoy
Paul McGann
John Hurt
Christopher Eccleston
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Peter Capaldi

Jodie Whittaker
Ncuti Gatwa

Person: What’s your favorite TV Show?
Person 2: I like Doctor Who.

by Mangleelgnam December 31, 2022


Doctor Who

The silly alien show that me,along many others,are obessed with.

Me:"I love Doctor Who,it's a very good show."
Normal person:"The silly alien show?"

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024


doctor who

a tv show created in 1963 and is about time travel and aliens. the main character named the doctor is an alien himself who has a time machine called a tradis and when he dies he regenerates but he changes his face which is probably why the show has been around for so long

doctor who is the best tv show

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022