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a dumbass or a pain in the ass
my brother is such a dork muffin
the section of the dark web where ur mom would be sold
person 1: where can i go buy ur mom?
person 2: on the dork web of course! :)
Dork-Jitsu: (Noun): The Art of getting beat up with out fighting back. A Martial Art Sytem, of going down with out a fight, with such stances, as entering into a curled up fetal position, to allow your opponent to strike you, and protect your vitals as you are struck.
Wow, that guy sure did pull out some Dork-Jitsu in that street fight.
Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.
"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."
That kid who's petitioning for a 24 hour pool is suck a snorkle dork.
To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.
"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."
"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"
A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."