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Retro-Dorks

Hipsters.

:sees hipsters being pretentious all super original and fresh: State - fukkin' retro-dorks.

by PhattiG September 23, 2015


dork lord

Stephen Parker (Stevop) is our Dork Lord, He is the Lord of all Dorkyness and has Dorked the Most Dork there is to Dork. Making him Dork Lord.

"Wow she is almost like the Dork Lord"
"OMG I LOVE THE DORK lORD

by EmuumE August 17, 2017


Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 March 23, 2011


Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021


coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017


Dork-Jitsu

Dork-Jitsu: (Noun): The Art of getting beat up with out fighting back. A Martial Art Sytem, of going down with out a fight, with such stances, as entering into a curled up fetal position, to allow your opponent to strike you, and protect your vitals as you are struck.

Wow, that guy sure did pull out some Dork-Jitsu in that street fight.

by Disobiwan May 27, 2023


dork heaven

Completely engrossed in your own nerdiness.

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."

by autumnbeware October 9, 2011