dry up

Term used by Angels and Airwaves drummer, Atom Willard. It means that you need to stop hating. Because when you are hating all over something, you are all wet on that.

Person 1: "Like my new haircut?"
Person 2: "Eh. I've seen better"
Person 1: "You need to dry up!"

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Dry head

To mimick the giving of a blowjob with your face in a males crotch while he is hard as to pleasure him without taking his pants off

I gave him so much dry head I felt him cum through his pants.

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DRY HAWAIIAN

WHILE YOUR FUCKING A BITCH FROM BEHIND YOU PULL OUT AND JAM YOUR COCK IN HER ASS WITH NO LUBE OR PERMISSION TO DO SO. WHEN SHE TURNES HER HEAD TO THE SIDE TO SAY "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?" YOU POLITELY SMASH HER IN THE HEAD WITH A PINEAPPLE AND SAY "ALOHA BITCH".

I WAS BANGIN THIS BITCH LAST NIGHT AND HER PUSSY WAS SO LOOSE I DECIDED TO GIVE HER A DRY HAWAIIAN.

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Dry masturbation

Masturbation without using any liquid or lotion, especially when you wack off in your sock or some other cloth.

Dry masturbation doesn't feel like real sex, try a baby lotion for real pleasure!!

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dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

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dry seal

A person who exihbits the qualities of someone who is retarded. See retard. If I had to personify a seal it would definitely be a retard. And a seal would be a wet retard.

Whoa, Samuel is one dry seal.

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Dry Snitch

Telling on someone when it is totally unwarranted or necessary.

Dry Snitch: Hey Bob, Joe didn't take out the garbage at the end of shift last night.

Bob: I told him he didn't need to, so mind your business, you damn Dry Snitch.

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