a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
Elijah: uhhhhhh
woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac
The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.
Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
Elijah's laptop keeps breaking
A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
You suck Elijah Massey
I like you so fucking much, Youre the cutuest slave ive ever owned🤤
Sorry If you hate me for this lmao.
To: Elijah Guest
From: Me lmao
Elijah Davidson Is a Musician, Actor, CEO, Film Director, Music Producer, ETC, Overall just a Public Figure.
He runs Companies such as "ED INC" (Elijah Davidson INC) Jailhouse Studios, ETC.
He has once won an Award for Best Vocalist at a Red Carpet event with Soundstage4 at just The age of 13.
Have you heard the new Track Produced by Elijah Davidson? It Goes Hard!